all the things my boyfriend does

CONS:
- he is constantly grabbing at me and saying "oooo" in a high pitched voice.
- he says "titties" and in a really, really creepy way
- he watches television non-stop
- when i use big words he thinks i'm intentionally making him feel dumb.
- he likes to slam on the brakes when we're in the car, just to hear me freak out.
- He acts like he doesn't love Breakfast (the ferret) when we're around anybody at all.
- he's a bit of a slob. a bit.
- huge blanket hog
- while we're on the topic of sleeping, he also hits me in his sleep. not hard, but enough so that I stay awake for half an hour after, fuming and tempted to kick him the ass
- he burps constantly. he's always getting dirty looks when we go out to eat.

PROS:
- i like that he is so predictable. makes me super comfortable.
- he cooks with me, and for me.
- i guess it's a good thing that he's constantly grabbing at me. I should probably worry when he stops...
- he kisses me on the forehead
- he buys me flowers for every occasion. Even Easter. Today, being Canada day, I'll probably get flowers. It's just the way he is. Nice.
- Everybody loves him, everybody.
- We always have a huge laugh together.
- He takes me to the Drive- In
- He buys me groceries when I have no food.
- he fawns over breakfast and calls him 'heddos' when no one is around...
- he likes to go to the trailer with me!
- he automatically turns up the volume when he sees me going to the bathroom.
- he holds my hand.
- He's over-protective.
- He has come over to rescue me at 4 in the morning a couple of times.
- he never stays mad
- i love the way he smells.
- and he has big muscles.
- he's careful with money, and very responsible.
- he doesn't fart around me.
- my heart is safe with him